Drop in your resume
Paste the text or upload your resume. Your first roast starts without a login wall.
Roastly delivers brutally honest, genuinely funny feedback on your resume—then shows you what to fix. Your first roast is free, with no login required.
No credit card. No account wall. Just useful emotional damage.
The Roastly promise
Savage, never cruel
The joke targets weak writing, not your identity or experience.
Specific, never generic
Every punchline points to something concrete you can improve.
Private by default
Personal resume content is processed for your roast, not cached.
How it works
Roastly turns the feedback recruiters keep to themselves into a fast, memorable critique you can actually use.
Paste the text or upload your resume. Your first roast starts without a login wall.
Roastly calls out vague bullets, empty buzzwords, and headlines that say everything except what you do.
Upgrade for practical rewrites and a detailed report that helps your resume land with recruiters.
Pick your pain level
Start with one quick roast. Pay only when you want the full diagnosis.
Quick Roast
$0
A fast reality check for one resume.
Detailed critique plus practical rewrites for serious job seekers.
$5 once
Before you volunteer as tribute
Your recruiter won’t say it. We will.
One free roast. No login wall. A few uncomfortable truths between you and a sharper application.
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