AI feedback, zero sugarcoating

Your resume needs a roast.

Roastly delivers brutally honest, genuinely funny feedback on your resume—then shows you what to fix. Your first roast is free, with no login required.

No credit card. No account wall. Just useful emotional damage.

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The Roastly promise

Savage, never cruel

The joke targets weak writing, not your identity or experience.

Specific, never generic

Every punchline points to something concrete you can improve.

Private by default

Personal resume content is processed for your roast, not cached.

How it works

Three steps between denial and a better resume.

Roastly turns the feedback recruiters keep to themselves into a fast, memorable critique you can actually use.

01

Drop in your resume

Paste the text or upload your resume. Your first roast starts without a login wall.

02

Get the honest version

Roastly calls out vague bullets, empty buzzwords, and headlines that say everything except what you do.

03

Turn jokes into fixes

Upgrade for practical rewrites and a detailed report that helps your resume land with recruiters.

Pick your pain level

Laugh for free. Improve when you’re ready.

Start with one quick roast. Pay only when you want the full diagnosis.

Quick Roast

$0

A fast reality check for one resume.

  • One AI resume roast
  • Specific comedic feedback
  • No login required
  • Shareable roast card
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Full damage report

Deep Roast

Detailed critique plus practical rewrites for serious job seekers.

$5 once

Everything in Quick Roast
Section-by-section analysis
Stronger bullet rewrites
Headline and summary fixes
Priority improvement checklist
Downloadable feedback report
Start with a free roast

Before you volunteer as tribute

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your recruiter won’t say it. We will.

Find out what your resume is really saying.

One free roast. No login wall. A few uncomfortable truths between you and a sharper application.

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